Monster washes ashore in Long Island
July 31, 2008
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Is is an actual monster, some sort of rodent-like creature with a dinosaur beak? A tipster says that there is “a government animal testing facility very close by in Long Island,” but unless the government is trying to design horrible Montauk monsters that will eat IEDs and fart fire at bad Iraqis, we’re not sure why they would create such an unthinkable beast.
Luckily Hamptons-based website Plum will be hosting two eyewitnesses as well as the woman who took the photograph this Friday on their web show The Juice. Plum writes of the hellfire-born nightmare creature: “Four government biologists contacted by Plum were unable to identify the species of the animal from its photo and came to the conclusion that ‘no such creature exists.’” Shriek!! That’s because it’s a monster. A government experiment gone wrong! A Cerberus come to warn us of doom! A MONSTER!!!!
Source: gawker.com
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