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		<title>Teen feigns death to escape Taliban massacre</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A 17-year-old boy has survived a Taliban massacre of bus passengers by pretending to dead while he lay among the corpses of shot men.
In a hospital in the southern town of Gereshk in Afghanistan&#8217;s Helmand province, the Afghan teenager described how he had hidden wounded among the corpses of...<br/>
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		<title>Zombiecon 2008: Manhattan’s undead invade Wall St</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Manhattan&#8217;s undead stumbled down to Wall St for Zombiecon 2008











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		<title>Sarah Palin on SNL Videos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:30:23 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Here it is, Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live:

and the Weekend Update segment:

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		<title>Baby Pee Pee will Piss in your mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Yes, This is an actual TV Commercial in the UK. Asparagus not? recommended!
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		<title>Armoured truck robber uses Craigslist to make getaway</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a bank on Tuesday. He then made his escape in an inner tube on the Skykomish River.
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		<title>Mutant fish killing people in river</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:43:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A MUTANT fish has started killing people after feeding on human corpses dumped in a river, scientists believe.
The catfish, called a goonch, may have developed a taste for human flesh in an Indian river where bodies are dumped after funerals, The Sun reported.
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		<title>German Man doing well after Double Arm Transplant</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 03:38:38 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A German farmer who received the world&#8217;s first complete double arm transplant is recovering well and able to perform some basic tasks, though doctors said Wednesday it still could take up to two years before he relearns how to use his hands.
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		<title>No sex is secret to long life, says 105-year-old Virgin</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Over the years many a centenarian has delivered their secret for a long life.
Not smoking, daily exercise, moderate drinking, being married (and sometimes not being married) have all had their champions.
But, at the ripe old age of 105, Clara Meadmore could trump the lot: a life of celibacy.
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		<title>Palin Look-alike wanted for Porn</title>
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A major Los Angeles porn studio is on the hunt for a Palin look-alike to play the mother-of-five politician in an adult film.
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		<title>Cop involved in NY Taser death kills himself</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A NEW York police officer who ordered a Taser be fired at a distraught naked man who then fell to his death has been found dead, reports say.
A New York police official, who did not want to be named, told the Associated Press the lieutenant was found at a park in Brooklyn early yesterday, dead [...]<br/>
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